The Fashion of Rejects

Lol, I thought it was virtually impossible to find fashion outlet to get clothings for Ms Oil Barrel. Look no further, see what I found in IMM on Wednesday.

"I am the chair", fuck, if you're the oil barrel chair, then fucking say the correct thing. If I wasn't distracted by discussing the motion with Punitha, you would have been grilled and utterly humiliated in front of the Pre-U 1. Remember, that day of bitchyness, you're going to get them all back on you.

The General of Our Army

On the fifteenth day of third month, in the year two thousand and eight, The Federative Socialist Republic of Donkey (FSRD) proclaims the formation of her regular, professional armed forces, christened the FSRD Army, or abbreviated as the Donkey Republic Army (DRA).

The Donkey Republic Army is led by the Chairman of the Land Armed Service Presidium (DRA-LASP) Major General Eeyore Chua. 

Lol.